It started with Kyle trying to find somebody to either look after the weird English kid or go look for his giant peach. He figured a detective agency or whatever this place that you paid for policework might be able to do either of those things ( Read more... )

Jaina was not quite herself today, so she would not be opening up the bar. On Monday she was going to have withdrawals from having gone this long without showing up to work ( Read more... )

Kyle put up a sign on the front door saying 'Gone Meditating: Need help? Call Sam & Max or the actual police.'

And then he wandered off to the woods to meditate. Could he have done this during the past week when nobody was around? No, he couldn't. And there were good reasons for it. Just no real reasons worth discussing.

[OOC: The actual reason ( Read more... )

Just two weeks ago, Dimitri had been too busy working around the clock to pause for an hour and enjoy himself with friends when presented with the opportunity ( Read more... )

Anyone visiting the bar today would see something odd: Tino, standing a foot taller than Kyle (due to a step stool), wearing a large platinum medal around his neck. Tino argued it was a medal for being the hottest bartender around.

Kyle just ignored him and did his damn job.

[OOC: I'm around!]

Kyle walked into the bar and gave Tino a quick nod. "Yep, you're stuck with me tonight," he said. Tino sighed and stopped dancing.

Apparently he had been doing that since yesterday. What could he say? Tino loved to dance.

[OOC: This would have been up earlier but I apparently decided to nap instead. I'm awake now, though!]

Kyle was watching the Olympics as he sat at his desk. He had to admit, the biathlon seemed like a pretty interesting event. There was just something about skiing somewhere and then shooting targets that felt like it could actually be useful in the real world.

When Kyle walked into the bar, he was greeted a laughing Tino. When Kyle saw the heart-shaped card, he understood why ( Read more... )

Kyle had learned the punishment for missing a day of work: The Force found a way to make him host a speed dating event.

Caritas Presents
THREE MINUTE DATES
Hosted by Kyle Katarn
In the time it took you to read this sign, you could have rejected three people."Let's get this over with!" Kyle said with sarcastic enthusiasm. "Here's how it's going to ( Read more... )

Kyle wasn't really much of a carnival guy, so he went to work today. Not that he expected any clients, unless somebody was abusing the number of allowed pies you could throw at someone or something. Although that would be an interesting case.

[OOC: I'll be afk until early evening. Booo working on the weekend. Booo.]